Secrets of what men really want

If you had a “free pass,” what celeb would you spend a night with?

Abigail Spencer
Swimsuit model Kate Upton. She seems easygoing and seems like she knows how to have a lot of fun. It doesn’t hurt that she is quite easy on the eyes, too!
My wife
Christina Hendricks. While I don’t normally advocate relationships that are founded on sheer lust, this woman is so iconic in her beauty it would be virtually impossible to say no to her.
Anne Hathaway
Kate Beckinsale
Britney Spears
Rachel Weisz. Love her eyebrows. [Editors’ note: We kind of like her hubby, Daniel Craig.]
Katie Holmes
Olivia Wilde. I have a thing for brunettes. And she looked good in Tron.
I shouldn’t answer this one BUT, since you ask: Salma Hayek.
Reese Witherspoon
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Michael Learned, who played Olivia Walton on The Waltons-especially if she’s in her nightdress and her hair is done in that long side braid.

If you could be a famous male athlete, who would you be?

Michael Jordan   
Wayne Gretzky
Mario Andretti
Motorcycle racer Jorge Lorenzo
Sidney Crosby
Rory McIlroy. He’s just 23 but he has all the golf talents you could dream of-he’s also humble, charming and intelligent.
Swindon Town Football Club (U.K.) manager Paolo Di Canio
Doug Flutie
Daniel Alfredsson. I’m a diehard Sens fan.
New York Rangers goalie Henrik Ludqvist
Cricketer Sir Garfield Sobers of the Bahamas
Swimmer Ryan Lochte
Lance Armstrong

What would your last meal be?

Lobster, oysters, beer and spumoni ice cream for dessert
A double-bacon cheeseburger, thick-cut fries and strawberry cheesecake. Oh, and a six-pack of Budweiser and a bottle of Moët champagne.
Steak, potatoes and peas
Lobster, oysters and mussels
A burger with Cajun fries from Five Guys restaurant, and a good, cold beer
Steak and garlic-mashed potatoes
Chip-truck fries
Mashed potatoes with mushroom gravy and a tower of nachos buried in melted cheese, guacamole and salsa
Lasagna
A filet steak with sautéed mushrooms, onions and peppers, and garlic mashed potatoes
T-bone steak with asparagus and a baked potato
Homemade roti with curried chicken
Rack of lamb, a bottle of robust red wine and crème brûlé
Filet mignon with truffle risotto and a lobster tail
A big steak with elote-a Mexican dish of corn, spices, mayo, lime and Cotija cheese-plus a beer
Steak and fries accompanied by a nice medium-bodied Malbec wine
Chicken fingers & fries

What is your dream “guys’ week away” destination?

Fishing, off a dock or boat, drinking beers with my buddies
The green pastures of Scotland
Fishing, hiking, camping and drinking beer in the Arizona outback and mountains
Sicily
Rio for the 2014 soccer World Cup, to watch England win it!
Amsterdam’s Red Light District
Chicago, for music, baseball and beer
Ireland, the home of my ancestors; its people are passionate and they act with heart
New York City
Golfing at Pebble Beach
Golfing in Ireland and Scotland
Fiji
Sailing the Maldives
Temagami, in northern Ontario
Golfing in a place with guaranteed good weather (with a pro as my playing partner)
Hawaii
Fishing in the Northwest Territories

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What is your dream vehicle?

Kawasaki KZ1000S1 motorcycle
Any Batmobile, but preferably one with rockets and the ability to strike fear into the hearts of criminals
Bugatti
An Aston Martin
DBS Coupe-just like the one that James Bond has
Jaguar XKR-S 
Aston Martin DB9
Porsche 911 Carrera
A luxury yacht like Tiger Woods’ or Greg Norman’s, fully staffed and ocean-worthy
1970s Ducati 900SS
A 50-foot yacht
An 80-foot yacht
Batcopter-the one piloted by Adam West (not Christian Bale)
Maserati Quattro-porten S
Lamborghini
Aventador
A kayak